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Where to, Amigos?

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Where to, Amigos?

by Stephanie

Sooner or later any man who's serious about crossdressing needs to learn how to dispose of the family jewels, or at least hide them temporarily. Feminine fashions are designed for, well, feminine bodies, and nothing ruins the effect and illusion quicker than extra bulges where they shouldn't be. "Alice the Camel has Three Humps" is not a pretty image...

There are several techniques for concealing your equipment. They vary greatly in comfort, preparation required, equipment and what you can wear when you're done. Depending on your proportions, some of these techniques may work for you; others may be quite out of the question. Read on...

RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry. (4) Enjoy your food. (5) Enjoy your companion's food. (6) Really taste your food. It may take several portions to accomplish this, especially if subtly seasoned. (7) Really feel your food. Texture is important. Compare, for example, the texture of a turnip to that of a brownie. Which feels better against your cheeks? (8) Never eat between snacks, unless it's a meal. (9) Don't feel you must finish everything on your plate. You can always eat it later. (10) Avoid any wine with a childproof cap. (11) Avoid blue food.
-- Richard Smith, "The Bronx Diet"